Tutorial on our contest... yippee...

      Hello everyone, My name is Super Spoof Pro (Your best friend) today I'm going to show you how to submit YOUR entry for our contest.

All right, sorry... That was me acting like a nice person. It seems as though you guys were mentally challenged enough to ask me, "Spoof guy der der der soda pop how to enter my entry, when, who, why, where, how, you, me, bbq." Well that's an excellent question! (dipshit) Here is an organized list that is about to take me forever to write.

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When: Due the day Halo: Combat Evolved - Anniversary

Who: You have to make a Halo:Reach screenshot showing some Classic Halo Fun

Why: grand Prize Clan - Promotion, Grand Prize join - Start as royal guard, Participation - Invite to the Halo : Combat evolved party on Halo Reach as VIP

Where: Add me and Submit to contest to get invite to the party

How: Instructions - Take Picture on halo reach, Press start, click 'Local files', Press file options (x), Click 'Upload to File Share, Go to Computer, go on 'Bungie.net', Log in using your email and password, Go to your Screenshot and click 'Download High-res pic', Save it and give me a link to your picture through my email which is "Chobotstwitter@gmail.com"

You: Stupid

Me: Smart

bbq: lol

If you need another example, here is a Picture that me and my friend made.

See, Thats what we want, something that we all love from the classic halo!

(Credits - Master chief : ME, Untalented piece of crap exploding banshee : Camodude4)

LOVE XOXO HUGS AND FUCKING KISSES,
                                                                             Super Spoof Pro


If you want more info, visit my previous post titled, "CONTEST!!!"

If you want me to be nicer in my posts, just ask... This was an experiment of comedy and bbqs :p

Little vacation hmmm :)

Well It's almost time for me ( MMC064 ) to get on my little vacation for a week and 2 days. So while I am gone Super spoof pro will be in charge of posting shit. Because I am the guy in charge of posting the shit sometimes super spoof pro but mostly me. So Super spoof when you read this you need to post at least 4 or 5 posts a week. So anyways I will post something in two days and then vacation time. We also have a new member his GT is Recon Ninja0719 be sure to look him up on xbox.com or sen him a fucking friend request. What more news is there and oh yeah make sure you guys pre-order halo ce it's on xbox.com remember to look that up. So play your matchmaking! ~ Sincerely and the one and only, MMC064.

Surprise surprise, Mr.Spoof!?

TODAY ( 7/22/11 ) IS SUPER SPOOFS BIRTHDAY! And the best way to celebrate it is either have a house party (in reality or in a forge game) or maybe have a marathon of matchmaking. But I won't be apart of that because I am going with him to watch movies and airsoft battles and shit. Just get outside for once in awhile instead of spending time indoors. Anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPOOF GUY!!!! ~ Sincerely and yours truly, MMC064!

Contest!!!

     Hello everyone! It's me Super Spoof Pro Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I just could't think about what I was going to talk about considering the fact that those 4 bags of doritos finally got to me...

     SO ANYWAYS! (I hate you Chris for getting that stuck in my head...) On to the contest! Everyone seems to be talking about the 10th anniversary of Halo and the fact that bungie is gone and 343 now controls the big lettuce! So in celebration of the release of HALO CE: ANNIVERSARY we are having a "SCREENSHOT CONTEST (omg)!!!!!" :0

     All you have to do is set up a screenshot with your buddies to make a Halo : Reach screenshot that shows the classic halo! It could be the Halo CE cover, Something funny that shows the way halo used to be or just take a picture of your self in Master Chief MK V armor (lame)

     Oh! So your teeny mind needs help processing what i'm saying, well here's an example... nitwit...

(Credit to the guy who made this... wait...)

    Now you might be thinking, "But Spoof guy, What will I get if I make this awesome screenshot that I will create with my buddies!?!?!?!i1!1wjdsljl!!". I Will tell you! If you are already in the clan, you get promoted in our unique ranking up system linked with Halo : Reach. If you are not part of the clan, (go kill yourself) You can join our clan and start as a royal guard instead of a newbie. (Our ranking up system involves you power in the clan)

     If you don't want to do the contest but yet you want to join our clan just use your armor lock abilities until one of our clan members rages and puts a bag over head claiming he put you in!

(Armor lock?... I must... COMPLAIN!!! >:O)

     Now for the sweet part of the post, first of all we will have 3 winners (don't give a damn) but if you submit your entry and don't win, don't fret 8 year olds! We will have a party in the Halo : CE maps the day the game comes out and you my friend will be a VIP GOLD MEMBER OMGBBQ and will get to be part of ALL of our awesome party games and host treatments (like rocket lauchers :D) everyone else who wants to be in the party can help themselves to the dip then  I will politely boot you from party games (jk, stop crying..)

     THE CONTEST IS OVER THE DAY HALO : CE ANNIVERSERY COMES OUT!!!!1!!Hkjhkh

(November 10 : Tonight we dine in forge world!!)

Don't worry 'bout it!

For those who missed the Halo:Reach party you don't really have to worry about anything. There will be plenty of more parties to shoot and laugh about to your hearts desire! Like the parties include these games: Halo 3, Halo:Reach, Halo 4, and on Halo CE NEW MULTIPLAYER MAPS!!! ATTENTION: HALO CE MAPS ARE NOT FOR HALO CE ANNIVERSARY THEY ARE ONLY FOR HALO REACH MAPS!!! But hey there will be more halo parties in the mere future! Anyways play yo matchmaking! ~From yours truly, MMC064.

BIG HALO REACH PARTY!!

Are you ready for a halo reach party? Well I AM! Tomorrow ( 7/16/2011 ) the black knights ( and some non-black knight members ) are going to have a huge custom and BTB matchmaking games!!!! We are hoping to fill up the whole entire lobby. If you guys don't know a single lobby can hold up 16 players. What time are you asking? Well anytime when I am online! If you guys don't know but my GT is MMC064. This party I am going to host is mostly in honor of Bungie and all the kick ass times we had in these past years. So be there TOMORROW AT ANY TIME I AM ON LINE THE DATE IS 7/16/11 YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!!~ From yours truly, MMC064

Urk

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&link=seeyoustarside Urk is very Poetic. Read it, the last weekly post's from Bungie. READ IT! From yours truly, MMC064